Category: blogging

Blame It All on the Sunrise

How to photograph the perfect sunrise and still manage to ruin your day: Lock your spare house key inside house. Go to driveway and start your car with keyless entry fob. Decide sunrise is too pretty to let pass undocumented. Get out of car to photograph sunrise with iPhone, keys […]

My Inner Comedienne’s Death by Budget

I find my Inner Comedienne laid out in mortuary fashion atop my toothbrush, holding a sad plastic lily in her hands. Each of her closed eyelids is painted with a comedic “x”, by which I deduce she is either sleeping or dead. It’s late, and, to be quite honest, I haven’t seen her […]

No Means No

She said no, But he saw red. With blood in his eye He forced her to bed… Closing his eyes, He drifted to sleep. She lay awake, Refusing to weep. Hearing him snore, She aimed for his head. Her sheets were white, But they saw red. Mother Hen Admittedly, […]

Sunset 13 JUNE 2016

Hello my lovelies! Mother Hen is still alive and well, if a little fatigued from the activities of these past two months. In short, I’ve been happily invaded by two waves of American relatives, traveled to Crete for a few days and Ireland for a few more, been back […]

La Lingua dell’Amore

Ok, ok… so I’ve been just the tiniest bit quiet this month. As in, TOTALLY SILENT! Truth is, I’ve been up to my ears in the business that is life – you know, taxes, family, bills… *snore!* As you know, some women escape to the mall or to the […]